Internal Thoughts of a Non-cyclist During a Cycling Class
3:18 PM Edit This 1 Comment »What the hell am I doing here?
Why is this seat so damn hard? Did i position everything on the bike right? Maybe I should ask someone... Oh shoot, they're starting.
Hmm... this isn't so bad...
Increase the resistance? oh no... Oh, I guess a quarter turn of the knob isn't so bad.
I don't know why everyone complains so much about this. It's not so bad.
Geesh these seats are hard.
Wow, look at the old lady go! She's really in shape for 99!
Increase resistance a half turn... Oo! Felt that!
My butt is really getting sore.
Okay, in a groove now. This is alright.
Good lord that man is sweaty! It's dripping from his elbows!!
Stand while I cycle??? Is that even possible??
My toes hurt!
OH MY GOD WE ARE ONLY HALF WAY THRU???????
Pretty sure I'm gonna have calluses on my sit-bones.
Increase the resistance AGAIN??
How can that man sweat so much?? He looks like he just jumped out of a pool!
Whoa.... I think I just blacked out a little.
Gramma hasn't slowed down a bit. Geesh I'm pathetic.
I think my butt is numb.
Oh shit, I almost fell off....
Is this even healthy?



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